34 1/2

34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.

34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.

by asisee January 16, 2013

1/2 O

half ounce of bud/weed/pot

shit man that 1/2 O was dank as hell

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Mother 1+2

A game NOA is too lazy to release...

It's basically Earthbound 0 and Earthbound put together in a GBA cart.

Oh, Nintendo, when is Mother 1+2 coming out?

by Mr. GS December 26, 2004

1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 July 26, 2012

13 and a 1/2

A term or quote to usually associated with convicted felons or people who did bids upstate that symbolizes "12 jurors, one judge, and half a chance".

This cannon on the block just came home from up top and got a tattoo 13 and a 1/2 on the side of his neck.

by 1Konvicted8Felon7 March 5, 2009

1, 2 Oatmeal

1, 2 Oatmeal is a song created by artist けんしん (Kenshin), and uploaded to Youtube on the 3rd of July, 2011. It has been popularised by youtuber and twitch streamer, SimpleFlips. Simpleflips heard the song when a stream viewer requested it to be played. It has since gathered over 240,000 views on Youtube and 6.7K likes. The song uses the backing track, Gourmet Race, from the game, Kirby Super Star. The song is about video game character “Kirby”, and his fight against the villian of the kirby games, King Dedede. It now has become a popular meme and is remixed frequently.

“Hey, did you hear the new song 1, 2 Oatmeal, Simpleflips?”
“I HAVE HEARD IT 50 DAMN TIMES KEVIN”

by EdgyTeen69 April 5, 2018

13 1/2

12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2

That murderer is 13 1/2

by EazyE March 27, 2004