1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 March 12, 2012

13 and a 1/2

A term or quote to usually associated with convicted felons or people who did bids upstate that symbolizes "12 jurors, one judge, and half a chance".

This cannon on the block just came home from up top and got a tattoo 13 and a 1/2 on the side of his neck.

by 1Konvicted8Felon7 October 28, 2008

1, 2 Oatmeal

1, 2 Oatmeal is a song created by artist けんしん (Kenshin), and uploaded to Youtube on the 3rd of July, 2011. It has been popularised by youtuber and twitch streamer, SimpleFlips. Simpleflips heard the song when a stream viewer requested it to be played. It has since gathered over 240,000 views on Youtube and 6.7K likes. The song uses the backing track, Gourmet Race, from the game, Kirby Super Star. The song is about video game character “Kirby”, and his fight against the villian of the kirby games, King Dedede. It now has become a popular meme and is remixed frequently.

“Hey, did you hear the new song 1, 2 Oatmeal, Simpleflips?”
“I HAVE HEARD IT 50 DAMN TIMES KEVIN”

by EdgyTeen69 March 21, 2018

13 1/2

12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2

That murderer is 13 1/2

by EazyE March 28, 2004

1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 04, 2021

The Old 1-2

When you punch someone in the gut, crumpling him over, then punch that person in the face.

Mike Tyson beat him with the old 1-2.

Note -- Also carries ambiguous sexual connotation.

Bill: I gave her the old 1-2.
Ted: ... dude, fucking wifebeater.

by My Fist February 09, 2006

68 and 1/2

Almost a 69, but she gets fingered while blowing you

I enjoyed the 68 and 1/2 cuz it's easier than 69

by Shocker plus January 17, 2019