A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
by lamblint December 13, 2017
Get the mock wifemug. the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.
by archie reed February 12, 2008
Get the mock talkmug. by bobbbbbb the builder January 11, 2010
Get the Mocking offmug. Person 1 : *yawnssss*
Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)
Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?
Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)
Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?
by nevertrue October 7, 2021
Get the Yawn Mockmug. A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
by One Eyed Pete October 28, 2018
Get the Mock-Rockmug. He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.
by Havemykids June 13, 2021
Get the John Mockmug. To become angy and treat somebody or something with ridicule. To become so frustrated or upset that your loose control and freak out over a situation. Making yourself look like an idiot because you loose control over your words and actions due to frustration.
Charlie Sheen mocked-out on live radio while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
David mocked-out at work when his co-worker rejected his idea.
Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mocked-out over President Obama's trip to Disney World in Florida.
David mocked-out at work when his co-worker rejected his idea.
Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mocked-out over President Obama's trip to Disney World in Florida.
by DavidDonkeyPunchPTS February 14, 2012
Get the Mocked-Outmug.