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car wash

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!
by 10Triggers November 11, 2005
mugGet the car washmug.

Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 5, 2010
mugGet the Swiss car washmug.

kentucky car wash

When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take your car thru a real car wash.
Dominick: Dude, nice wheels. Looks like you finally got a car wa---What's with that weird streak on your door?

Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
by Reva July 7, 2008
mugGet the kentucky car washmug.

Texas Car Wash

Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.
Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.
by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007
mugGet the Texas Car Washmug.

Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."
by someguy283298 November 3, 2006
mugGet the Redneck Car Washmug.

car wash

After engaging in sexual intercourse the male takes his penis still with the fluids on, and wipes it on the partners face. This making her look like she has been through a car wash.
by Kevin aka G-Money February 3, 2008
mugGet the car washmug.

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017
mugGet the Clinton's Car Washmug.

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