Dog

A largified rat that eats your face off.

Guy off the street: Where did Bob go?
Jesus: that fat rat over there ate him
Guy off the street: good
Dog: woof woof I need a poo
Jesus: I want a curry

by Bongo cat in a wheelchair December 17, 2018

DOG

A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.

Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

dog

the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there

dog

by big_joe13 June 5, 2009

Dog

A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.

Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

dog

Not a cat. A dog is not a cat.

That is not a cat. It is a dog.

by slickridah July 16, 2008

Dog

Dogs are think that are fat shits and always want your attention:if you don't give them attention the will fucking go and die in a hole.They take up your space and eat your food like pigs(and people say they are loyal).

''Hi dog'' '' BARK BARK(GIVE ME FOOD)''

by Holytrc October 2, 2019

dog

waste of mony

ijust spent 19$ on some dog food

by Sex is like math: You add the March 29, 2019