Not Swag

Someone who texts their ex-boyfriend from three years ago that wants nothing to do with them. Said ex-boyfriend ultimately finds said person repulsive.

Mikayla : Wow i have no life, i should text my ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.

by shallowboat March 29, 2022

SWAG

SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.

Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!

by i have a big dick and tits March 14, 2020

Swag

Secretly We Are Gay
The term swag was invented in the early 1960's by a group of gay men in Hollywood. it stands for "secretly we are gay" because being gay was illegal and most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies.

Bro, swag right?

by Jwijfnjondfihbwdihndihb January 3, 2021

Swag

Definition of Anna. They are so swaggy the world stops in awe. No one can compete with this amount of swaggyness. Not even someone named Mariam.

Oh wow you are swaggy. ALMOST as swaggy as Anna!

by Skckosoakcsax May 24, 2018

SWAG

Acronym for Sex With Andrew Garfield

“I wish I could have SWAG right now.”

by totallynotstella December 23, 2021

Swag

A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.

Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011

SWAG

An acronym created by Russia as a plan to bring communism to America. It stands for:

S: Stalin
W: Was
A: A
G: Genious

SWAG

by headrushif August 6, 2017