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HIV

It's the very good. It make freddy mercury go hhe hee. i Have aids
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HIV

Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.
Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.
by Robjef622 May 27, 2017
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hiv

This is what happens after 2 partners in crime do the dirty, thinking they're hard behind the school bins. Like bro you're not that cool because you know how to stick your dick inside someone who is wider than the fucking grand canyon I hope you get more than just hiv you suck your mum ligma balls nibba bitch.
what a prick he must have hiv and family issues
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#HIV

What yo Momma bequeathed to me whence we engaged in intercourse of the Sexual variety
Guy: Awe damn last night me and this chick hooked up and i went to the doctor this morning and my results came up positive #HIV
by Mr.Christophe The Wiser September 15, 2019
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HIV denial

Raul and Juan died from HIV denial. They believe the Advocate's crappy science that no poofers ever gets AIDS.
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HIV

guy 1:hey my mum is hot
guy 2:yeah she has HIV
by qwerty hehe September 3, 2018
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HIV

A type of STD (Super Technological Device) but it means HELPFUL INTELLIGENT VEHICLE
did you hear the new HIV tesla is coming out with
by YOURMOM 42069 December 18, 2020
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