zwock

(Pronounced: wok)

Meaning 1: A person who is/does something stupid , possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous.

Meaning 2: Something you can describe as being stupid, possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous.

Meaning 1-
Example: Don't point that at your head, you zwock!

Meaning 2-
Example: I'm not gonna eat napalm, that shit's zwock!

by Hesha Schlick-Dick October 26, 2012

Zwickering

To be exposed for cheating online, then denying it and claiming those you cheated are cheats themselves.

User FG: That user is Zwickering
User S2B: How do you know?
User FG: We found out she was cheating by using autovote but she tried claiming that everyone else was cheating
User S2B: Has she got any proof?
User FG: Lol, nope
User S2B: Yep, she's Zwickering.

by juicetithers August 31, 2013

Zwack

To get to a degree of intoxication that blacking out and absolute ridiculousness are inevitable. Basically, taking a large amount of hard liquor straight to the face.

Man #1: Yo you remember calling that girl a dick taking cum dumpster?

Man #2: Hah, nah man i was zwacked outta my mind.

by Bargiel November 21, 2009

Zocko

The noise that batman makes when masturbating.

Zocko!

by Scarred Robin July 6, 2010

Zwacked

To have the person you are in direct conversation with leave in mid conversation without acknowledgment that they are leaving.

Oh My good, she justed zwacked us.

by Hey Rufus March 3, 2007

zwoksel

Zweet oksel. Nare geur veroorzakend. Veelal ervaren in trams.

Was je zwoksels

by violator010 January 11, 2015

the-Zwicky

A sexual maneuver where you are getting blown, and as you are about to cum, pull out, stick your dick in her ear and jiz. When she screams, you quickly haul back and dick slap her across the forehead to shut her up.

"Dude, I pulled the Zwicky on a chick last night, and now she's got an ear infection

by Zwicks August 31, 2004