zombus

Zombus are a kind of zombies which seek out prunes, but their speech impediment makes them gravely understood as if they are hungry for brains.

Pronounced with a U like in BULL, rather than like in GUM.
Singular is Zombu

A zombie and a zombu slouch down the marketplace
Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
Zombu: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
People run away
People: Ahhhhhhhhh! Zombies!
Zombu and his zombus friends catch a prune stall and eat prunes.
People: Cool, these are only zombus!
Zombie catches a person, cracks open their head, and slurps the brain.

by aervw December 15, 2010

zombus

A bus that has been filled with zombies who were once human. They crave human flesh, if you get too close it will bite or pull you inside for your last ride.

As I approached the school bus I realized that it was a zombus and I retreated quickly.

by soldierx March 10, 2009

Zombus Epiphany

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.

A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?

by Turkalurk2012 June 13, 2011

zombsnation

#zombsnation. Zombs is the most talented, jacked, and handsome Valorant player currently playing for Sentinels. Zombsnation refers to his large fanbase.

#zombsnation in the chat after zombs clutches yet another round.

by gr33k12 May 1, 2021

Zombesque

From the root word "Zombie" Defined as the body of a dead person given semblance of life and "-Esque" an adjective suffix indicating style, manner, resemblance or distinctive character.

Popularized by zombieseatpeople.com, the term can be used in the context of somone is truly zombie like, as opposed to actually being a walking corpse. Of which the undead would not be zombesque because they would genuinely be a fucking zombie, and genuinely want to eat your face off.

zombieseatpeople.com

“That guy over there is really zombesque, he says nothing and smells like he messed himself.”

“Wow, she was zombesque when we humped, is was like making love to a maggot farm.”

by zombieseatpeople.com December 14, 2010

zombsroyale.io

basically zr use to be a good game in 2019 and early 2020 but devs are bad, it's been the same meta for the past 6 months. 7seas is basically the best clan rn maybe with honor. theres some clans like killz, revolt, revolution, curse that need to disband. top 3 west players are probably (not in order btw) redbum, leech, blump, coma, sergihoe and some more. east has kids like 4tapps, troopie, ajthefaggot, ,mirio, gruggs and some more that i cant think of on top of my head. honestly the game was fun but with the new generation of kids playying the game and the community got toxic but that happens in every game and u can ignore the kids with big egos but when the game is not being developed it makes it worse. Especially with these kids who act like there the shit when they pop 1 zwl win. all events are dead more people are quiting the game especially these youtubers, and there fans are also quiting. yang (main developer) is spending time on rip off games like betrayal instead of updating his only successful game. battlepasses suck dick. and to be honest this is only the tip of the iceberg. dont play this game ur wasting ur time play some valorant,csgo, cod, any other game

- onenonly sergioooo

friend : yo lets hop on zombsroyale.io
friend 2 : nah nigga that shit ass lets play some valorant

by nglsergio May 11, 2021

zombuddy

A friend that not only shares your affinity for zombie culture (books, movies, games, etc.), but is someone that you include in your zombie apocalypse survival plan.

Davie: Dude, did you know that Ryan is stockpiling weapons and ammunition?
Jason: Yeah, that's why he's my zombuddy.

by ESTO Weez July 18, 2010