zewrt

When one pops a zit and it squirts all over.

i just poped a zit and it zewrted all over the mirror

by Rodger Doger November 18, 2011

Zerty

The Greatest Asian Man that has Ever lived. He’s an absolute Legend. An absolute Beast. Be like Zerty.

That guy must be Zerty

by bevis May 24, 2019

Zertron

The mighty Zerton is a large green animal, which is found in and around Rhode Island. It spends the majority of its life wild in the forest or more commonly semi-domesticated in large farms. During the last weeks of its life it makes the long migration into various cities and towns. After spending a brief time inside a Christian’s home where it is ceremonially decorated. It is then abandoned to roam sidewalks where it will then revert to a wild and furious state. After this takes place this now man eating beast can be ridden similar to a wild horse by two adventurous people, traditionally of the opposite sex.

Megan: Yosies,look!
Harry: Dare we ride the Zertron?
Megan: Yes! I'll grab It's ears while you smack it's ass.
Zertron: Kraah!

by HarryLaneSmith June 30, 2008

zewted

Really high and zoned out

Clayton was soo zewted at 7 Eleven that he blacked out.

by Chief n' Beans August 11, 2010

Mega Zert

The process of getting high and or wasted.

"Are me and you getting mega zert at the party Saturday?"

by Mace B July 1, 2008

zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady September 4, 2005

Zerth

An amazing guy that's super sweet and always there for you! He's shy at first, but you need to get to know him. He hides a lot of himself that you can uncover easily, through his jokes and stories. He's also super funny, super nerdy, and good at playing video games. You can give him your full trust and he won't let you down! Just don't hurt Zerth, trust can only be perfect once. So loveable, also<3

Did you meet Zerth?

I did, he was shy at first, but very sweet!

by Lexalicious August 19, 2012