zapper

a handheld device used to operate a television set or other electronic device from a distance. Pittsburghese

"Hand me the zapper so I can change the channel."

by DeAndre December 28, 2005

zapper

The act of pleasuring a woman by inserting a 9 volt battery into her vagina, delivering a shock of happiness.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a zapper last night and she hella liked it.

by Chiun Lang Pow October 11, 2007

zapper

When a person takes a battery (usually a 9 volt) and inserts it into a womans vagina delivering a shock of pleasure, but mostly pain. She might not like it but her reaction will be funny as fuck.

Dude I gave my girl a zapper last night and she almost fell off the bed in surprise.

by Chiun Lang Pow October 9, 2007

zapper

It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!

don't have one

by rsonee February 19, 2004

zapper

using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure

i.e. two in the pink one in the stink

billy grabbed her hair, spit in her mouth and gave her a zapper.

by Redbush January 6, 2006

Zapper

An mind-blowing line of cocaine.

Bro, Brian lined out some zappers, and had me spun for like, two days!

by Jesussancho November 16, 2018

Zapper

a remote control

My friend Stacey called the remote a zapper, thats dumb

by Tatanka September 9, 2003