womaner

weedy, little, shy, frail, timid.

"Jaspers such a womaner".

womaner by Alias Jay August 27, 2003

Womanterrupting 

When a woman rudely interrupts a man while he is making an important point during a meeting

Amy and Andrea were caught rudely womanterrupting Dan during the sales pitch yesterday

Womanterrupting by Snyder626 June 22, 2017

pretty womaned 

When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.

"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."

pretty womaned by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013

womanese 

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

womanese by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

womanella

Spreading Nutella (chocolate spread) over a woman's body and licking away, causing her intense pleasure.

Mann thats girls fine, id womanella her then take her to meet my momma

womanella by Harold9891 March 23, 2010

womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

womanese by judochop November 12, 2007

Womanderstand 

When somebody, especially a women, misunderstands something that was communicated in a clear and direct manner.

Womanderstanding is to mansplaining as misunderstanding is to overexplaining.

Person1: Should we tell Sherry how to do it?

Person2: No, she'll just womanderstand and ruin it.

Womanderstand by VirginV June 2, 2022