wildwood

a shore point on the jersey shore that has the best boardwalk one could ever set eyes on. seperated into four main parts, wildwood is located on a small isand called five mile island. although, more ghetto than ocean city or sea isle, wildwood, is a good time for everyone. most vistors to wildwood come from the philadelphia area. and no trip to wildwood, is complete without a trip to groffs restaruant.

I've benn going to wildwood ever summer since i was born, and it only gets better.

by mwphilly January 16, 2007

wildwood

A mixed drink involving a Bud Light Lime and a portion of vodka.

Hey cupcake, go fix Uncle Seth a wildwood.

by Banana Grabber December 11, 2011

wildwood

1. A beach-town located in New Jersey
2. A town full of rambunxious horney teens trying to get laid
3. a hard-on that just can not be tamed

1. Wanna go to Wildwood for senior week? Hellz no!
2. This thailand whore house reminds me of an all-girl Wildwood.
3. uhhh, teacher, i cant come get the paper at the moment. -WHY NOT, BILLY?- uhh, i got wildwood -HAHA! GO TO THE OFFICE! HA!-

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

wildwood

one of the trashiest shore towns in new jersey. during the off-season, only old, bitchy people live there. decent three-pier boardwalk. trashy, cold water.

"Hey, want to go to wildwood for senior week?"
"No, the only girls there are filthy philly, nj, nyc whores."
"Yea, good thinking, herpes is not how i want to remember senior week."

by brrp June 22, 2006

wildwood

A seriously outdated beach town area of New Jersey. A place where poor, low class people love to vacation. Full of trashy motels, nasty food and uneducated people. A playground for people who live in America's garbage can. The Walmart of vacation destinations.

Every summer all the people in my trailer park pack up for a fun-filled wildwood weekend.

Wildwood is a place full of people so wild they should be in a zoo.

I can't read, so I like to party in wildwood!
white trash cheap motel bed bugs filthy beach

by santagal September 22, 2017

Wildwood

Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.

As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."

by DarkDan January 28, 2004

Wildwood

Wildwood is an island located in New Jersey. It has a lot more bars, attractions, a 2 mile boardwalk, and a long beach. People from Philadelphia tend to be the bigger population of the island, unlike Sea Isle and Ocean City which are populated by suburban families. It's a great time for the family but if you're a regular, tourists are very annoying. They tend to mistake the foot washer for a bathing and changing station. During senior week is the worst time of year for Wildwoodians due to, well,SENIORS. Though it may have a SLIGHTLY dirtier beach, it's still pretty clean for the most part. The comparisons for this and Sea Isle and Ocean City is Isle and City are cleaner with nicer neighborhoods, but with hardly anything to do. Basically, if you like organised and sound suburbs with a great beach, go to Ocean City and Sea Isle. If you like a nicer version of a major city with a LOT to do with a nice beach, choose Wildwood.

Girl 1: Hey, you wanna go to Sea Isle with me?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Wildwood. There's more to do any way.

Girl: Oh ok.

by Marmarjr August 10, 2012