wand

A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.

Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.

Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!

by jayp11 August 14, 2008

wand

the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.

Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!

by Lisette April 5, 2005

wand

A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.

This show sucks, toss me the wand.

by Wesuvius June 24, 2009

Wand

Among other things, a wand is another name for a lacrosse stick, primarily men's laxin sticks but used by some females.

grab your wand and lets throw braw!

by Ovie=God March 6, 2008

Wand

A stick that you can use for FRICKEN MAGIC!

Do you have a wand

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019

Wand

a tool used to practice magick in pagan traditions

Go get your wand for this

by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020

wand

to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).

derived from the book harry potter.

ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.

hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.

ron: thats true.

by carlaandchloe September 5, 2007