Walrus Shuffle

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.

I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.

by johnny weekend June 26, 2012

Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.

OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008

Walrus Spraying

The act of ejaculating onto a very large woman. No intercourse required, just ejaculation.

Man did you see Betty at the party last night?! I Walrus Sprayed the shit out of her! I love Walrus Spraying.

by J_HO 24 April 10, 2011

walrus style

When he fucks her from behind and asks "Who am I?" and she replies in a thick Japanese accent "You're the walrus! You're the walrus! Koo koo kajoob!" until he cums then sticks a flower in her butt.

When we stayed at that cabin we had sex in every position you could Imagine...even walrus style!

by hippiecabinlover March 14, 2019

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013

Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.

Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy

by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019

walrus sex

Verb; I.e: when you lose rythem when having sex and it depicts two walrus bodies slapping together

When having sex and lose rythem and the couple starts to flop like walrus sex

by TheCaptain992 October 31, 2013