vious

Someone who looks upon small children especially in a sexually predatory maner

Jimmy Saville looked vious on CBBC

by Twattybolock June 15, 2022

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

Vitas Virus

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.

Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.

by VV Victim January 26, 2010

fortnite virus

I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS NOOOOOO
PLEASE GO AWAY FORTNITE VIRUS

Can be abbreviated to FV

“I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS”
“Get out of my room.”

by FORTNITEVIRUS October 23, 2020

it just has a virus

Short for I know it has a major problem, it's not worth fixing, and I hope you are stupid enough to buy it as-is. A Big warning flag when buying an old computer.

Dude the case is smoking, no it just has a virus.

by wjc January 11, 2012

Prankitopian Virus

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.

Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?

by sheagunkus October 24, 2022

Vidushi

The one that steals the spotlight. Being quiet, but somehow still being the center of attention. She steals everyone’s hearts. Every boy flirts with her and has a crush on her. Vidushi is the girl that every girl wants to be.

She is so smart, she must be a Vidushi!

by specman218 March 13, 2019