veggie sex 

Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.

He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.

veggie sex by weak thought October 22, 2010

Smoke the Veggie Stick 

Blowing a vegan.

Grl 1: Phil and I probably hook up tonight. I'm totally going to smoke the veggie stick.
Girl 2: Really, Phil's vegan? I didn't know.
Girl 1: Yeah.. I have the feeling it will taste like granola and pine needles.

Smoke the Veggie Stick by veggiesticksandvegandicks January 23, 2012

grannies home made veggie soup 

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.

Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

grannies home made veggie soup by kris ault January 22, 2009

veggie show

When an adult entertainer puts vegetables in her vagina, and gets unsuspecting victims to do it for her

"hey Jenny's doing a Veggie show again, get the boys in here to take a look"

veggie show by Slayer94 March 18, 2017

veggie straws 

straws made from veggies

hey mom? can I have some of those veggie straws?

veggie straws by phull is so full about her sel May 3, 2018

Veggie Slut 

Often seen as a term of endearment; this word could mean:
1) one who eats a lot of vegetables.
2) a vegetarian who happens to be a slut
3) a playful name for a friend who happens to be a vegetarian
4) someone who eats a wide variety of veggies

Kelsey, the vegetarian, was called a veggie slut after cheating on her boyfriend

Veggie Slut by i love turtlez September 29, 2011

Veggie squad 

A bunch of faggots that have nothing in life but to copy the real "fruit squad"

Veggie squad is the worst squad to be

Veggie squad by Fruit army June 22, 2015