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1. to get your face covered in jizz while wherein glasses :
jessica got vegaed in an awesome porno
by bork bork bork February 11, 2008
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people who are sexually attracted to hairless walls.
person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.
by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021
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Vegard is simply the best person. Vagard carries this atmosphere of safeness. He is hygge™️. But then this calmness, this peace is surprisingly and beautifully balanced with this completely ridiculous humour. You know those people that are just crazy fun? Yeah Vegard is a name for them. A Vegard is crazy good looking. He has such a firm face and strong arms. When you see a Vegard all you really wanna do is jump in his arms. Also a Vegard can be quite silent or quiet, but when you really get to his heart, he doesn’t hide or hold back.

Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”
You know that guy, you know, THAT guy?
Oh yeah, Vegard?
Yeah, Vegard..
*Breaths in; relaxes*
by Thagoodandthebadallinone October 10, 2018
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Vegard is the definition of awesomeness.
The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome

The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.
"I did something really cool last night, it was so Vegard"

"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"
by Awsomenezz December 26, 2008
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Vegard is a mouse that lives in the forest in Norway and eats childrens dreams if he catches them
oh shit a Vegard
oh fuck run
by anmerkning_mafia February 5, 2021
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Past tense of veg: to chill or relax all day long
I vegged all day today
by Nimblegurl February 26, 2017
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Oh it's Vegard, he's soo toxic
by Essketit E April 22, 2019
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