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unpipe

Shoot with a firearm.
"You take one more step towards me and I'm gonna unpipe on you."
by nutboyassassin April 10, 2008
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The Great Unwiped

The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.

Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.

Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.

Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.

Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.
by Symphonion October 13, 2011
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Unipegasaraus

Look! There's a unipegasaraus!
Yeah right! Everyone knows that they're mythical
by ceecee.N November 1, 2010
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unipegacorn

A crossbreed between the two coolest things evar; a unicorn and a pegasus. It contains both main attributes of each animal. They have both a swirly horn and wings on a horses body. The animal is very endangered and some people believe they do not exist, but they do. One cannot fathom the thought of riding on a unipegacorn, unless infected with The Geat, so don't even try. There origin and genetic makeup is pure awesomeness.
Whoa, did you see that unipegacorn?!?
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.
by Vnecks&unicornshirts March 27, 2011
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uppipe

This is an item apart of a car's exhaust manifold. This piece is found on cars with Subaru boxer engines. It is appx a 1 foot exhaust pipe that is between the header and the turbo. On regular wrx's, the uppipe has a cat within, but on the STi model, it is catless.
I just bought a used catless uppipe for $90.
by David Liu January 30, 2006
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Unpaperbagable

A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.
Victor: would you do monica, oscar?
Oscar: EW! No that's gross! Would you?
Victor: Hell no! That's unpaperbagable!
by Dr.Dedoverde July 31, 2009
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unripe weed

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"
by blue cocaine September 25, 2018
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