turtlemate

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents

Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!

by polomate March 7, 2016

turtlette

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

by Diston August 6, 2008

Turtleman's Corner

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.

"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

by TurtlemanThe1st March 11, 2020

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtleface

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.

"Bizarro, I love you, bizarro, I love you!"

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtlemania

When someone really likes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and talks about it often. People like this often "kin" one or a few or maybe all of the turtles.

"I rewatched 2018 TMNT for the seventh time this year, probably because I've got turtlemania."

by VeeTheBean September 29, 2023