tobias

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he will hang out with girls instead of his friends and get very defensive over any thing said about it.
"is that tobias hanging out with a girl"
"omg yeah i bet he is avoiding his friends to hang out with her"
by shoecase April 04, 2020
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Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.
by lamartinm May 28, 2015
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A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.
Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!
by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou October 30, 2013
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a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap
Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.
by MikeJones63748 March 04, 2009
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1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.
Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"
by crazyevolstalker November 12, 2006
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Tobias is a well-known, sweet, caring person. He makes you laugh no matter what situation he’s in. If you have a friend or boyfriend called Tobias, talk to him whenever you feel low! He will be able to switch your mood from 0-100 in an instant!
{You}: Hey Tobias, can I speak to you?
Tobias: Yeah sure! What’s up?
*15 minutes later*
{You}: Thank you so much for helping me. I hope I never lose you.
Tobias: No problem!
by iLiveInABin69420 July 29, 2020
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Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me
“Omg I just saw Tobias the other day. I love his abs they make me horny
by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018
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