the woodpecker

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014

Woodpecker

An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees.

Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees.

by autofelashio March 18, 2016

Woodpecking

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly

John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!

by Syrupkid April 24, 2017

Woodpecker

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

by peter October 24, 2003

Woodpecker

When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.

I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.

by Bibmeister General October 6, 2010

Woodpecker

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

by Wakwok July 23, 2016

woodpecker

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

by cny84 April 26, 2006