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The Triple H 

When you challenge a girl on the concept that spitters are quitters, and she takes your load, and loads up Motorhead as she spits your load like a fine mist all over herself.
I called myself the King of The Ring and she went and hit The Triple H.
The Triple H by The Trips January 30, 2020

The triple H 

The point just before orgasm where the masturbator's breathing becomes more rapid producing a 'huh huh huh' breathing pattern. Hence triple H
Hey Ron, did you give yourself the triple h last night?
The triple H by Nale Dixon November 29, 2017

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H
I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night

THE TRIPPLE H 

'The Tripple H', is an act which consists of three seperate pleasures taking place simultaneously. The three H's, stand for:

Hendrix
Hash
and Head

The summary of this activity is to firstly, play a Jimi Hendrix track (preferably Voodoo child, Bold as love ect), songs also strongly suggested whilst carrying out 'The Tripple H' are those similar to 'The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shellter.'

Secondly, have a female partner present, willing to perfom the act oral sex upon you.

Finally, spark up a fat-arse spliff and enjoy the contrast of three heavenly indulgences.
Freind 1 - "Mate, wouldn't you love to do the tripple H?"

Freind 2 - "What the fuck is that?"

Freind 1 - "It's when you listen to Jimi Hendrix, get a blowjob, and smoke weed all at the same time!"

Freind 2 - "Fuck, that sounds amazing."

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months! 

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"