the tight

Something that is so tight it's not just tight, it's the tight.

"Dude Episode III is the tight!"

"Yo man that shit is the tight!!"

by Kevin Garvey June 14, 2005

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The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

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remember the tight ones

The pornograpic version of the hollywood hit remember the titans

remember the tight ones will follow the same plot as remember the titans. except the whole football team fucking the HEAD cheerleader in the locker room before the football game for good luck and for winning.

by TiTyRon November 10, 2009

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Spread The Tight

'Spread The Tight' whatever you want it to mean. It has no set definition.

Just throw it in an everyday sentence I can substitute for any saying.

i just fucked shit up!
i jsut Spread The Tight!

lets do some cool shit.
lets Spread The Tight.

by Tall Australian June 18, 2011

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The Gesund-tight

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.

Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.

by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008