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Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.
I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.
by Mrk T January 1, 2008
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When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.
Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.
by DiArRhEaJeSsE November 22, 2011
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A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush
U have a brain of the Professional
by H dawgy August 27, 2019
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this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
by smartylicious December 22, 2003
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