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the three j`s 

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.
I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!
the three j`s by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014

bam bam to the j-stop 

Another word being uncomfortable while sitting . Bam bam means pain and J-stop is buttox. Finn the human from adventure time says this when he can't get comfortable to watch a movie in Marceline's rock hard couch.
Man this plastic chair stink up makes a bam bam to the j-stop
bam bam to the j-stop by r0jèr November 14, 2011

The J Syndrome 

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
The J Syndrome by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

The J-spot 

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.
Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
The J-spot by Nap August 4, 2004

The J-Soc Event 

When an event/outing is planned and seems a very good idea, until it goes wrong in the first 10 minutes.
Oh yeah... The J-Soc Event...
The J-Soc Event by UWSU J-Soc October 26, 2010

The J Shaumberg 

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.
The J Shaumberg by Alyssa G January 27, 2008