The Internet's Retard Brother
The Internet's Retard Brother by weavesteve October 18, 2008
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The Internet Hyena's Grasp
The definition of either:
1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it
The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it
The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
The Internet Hyena's Grasp by anonymous June 19, 2024
There's nothing on the internet
That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
There's nothing on the internet by LoneTree April 24, 2017
Hunter's First Law of the Internet
Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
Hunter's First Law of the Internet by SeanHunter March 7, 2011
Achim's Law of the Internet
Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .
Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
Achim's Law of the Internet by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
Girl on the Internet Syndrome
An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.
Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
Girl on the Internet Syndrome by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010