The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.
Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.
Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...
Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.
Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...
Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.
by Big Rabes October 9, 2010
Get the The Befores mug."The Before Time" is a reference to the 1966 Star Trek episode "Miri" in which the Enterprise encounters a planet inhabited only by children, due to a pandemic infecting and eventually killing all the adults. The children refer to "the before time" as the time when adults were present.
This episode was parodied in the South Park Episode "Wacky Molestation Adventure" in which the children claim to be molested and are subsequently removed from their adult guardians.
In 2020, the phrase has come to mean the time before the COVID-19 pandemic hit, when people could freely associate and go to bars and parties.
This episode was parodied in the South Park Episode "Wacky Molestation Adventure" in which the children claim to be molested and are subsequently removed from their adult guardians.
In 2020, the phrase has come to mean the time before the COVID-19 pandemic hit, when people could freely associate and go to bars and parties.
by neurosmash September 8, 2020
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Tucker: Yo remember when we used to get drunk and hang?
Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*
Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*
by Well Education October 27, 2020
Get the The Before Times mug.'The Before Time' is now used to reference the era proceeding the virus apocalypse of 2020.
While commonly believed to originate from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, this is a classic Mandela Effect misperception of history. No video exists of any character in the film ever using that phrase.
Rather, South Park Season 4, episode 16 parodies Beyond Thunderdome, and is the true origin of the saying.
While commonly believed to originate from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, this is a classic Mandela Effect misperception of history. No video exists of any character in the film ever using that phrase.
Rather, South Park Season 4, episode 16 parodies Beyond Thunderdome, and is the true origin of the saying.
In The Before Time we had an actual society. Jobs, parties, sports, schools, and other public gatherings were once normal and common.
by 5PercentRainMan July 5, 2020
Get the The Before Time mug.Phrase from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, used by the children born after societal collapse in referring to the time before.
Also occurs in South Park's "Wacky Molestation Adventure," as a cultural reference to Mad Max, as the kids cause society to collapse in the episode after claiming that every adult in town molested them.
Also occurs in South Park's "Wacky Molestation Adventure," as a cultural reference to Mad Max, as the kids cause society to collapse in the episode after claiming that every adult in town molested them.
by ItsnotFROMsouthparkmoron August 1, 2017
Get the The Before Time mug.when you place eye drops on your eyes before you begin your marijuana smoking session, works much better than the after trick
jimmy and chris were talking about the before trick and benji asks "wat it it?" jimmy replies by saying "its when u place eye drops before you start smoking" benji with a surprised face says "ooooohhhhhhh"
by cptxcannabis June 1, 2010
Get the the before trick mug.A phrase referring to the age of mankind before the advent of the internet and/or before advanced data mining, search engines and online resources (especially Google, Wikipedia, etc.) made information widely available and convenient; i.e. when people had to do research manually via libraries, card-catalogs, paper books and reference materials such a Encylcopaedia.
Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.
Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.
Well son, in "the before time", finding out answers to questions was a lot more difficult, it could take hours or even days to research topics and had to be done by physically going to a local library!
by triple butt October 23, 2010
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