The Animal 

A beast of a man who on the word practice humps any moving object in sight, esp. Fat Wielert and hot women. He sleeps in a cage and eats raw meat all day. He loves feeding women his monstrous elephant dong.

Look at the animal dry hump fat wielert, he has been at it for the last 2 hours. Damn that is one huge elephant cock.

The Animal by Bob Seger March 23, 2004

the animal 

related to the shocker; a hand gesture also used for pleasuring a lady friend. to do: hold the pointer and middle finger together like a peace sign but with the fingers together. take the remaining three fingers(ring, pinky, and thumb) and put them touching on the tips, creating somthing like a TP. to use: the two fingers(middle and pointer) go in the cooter, while the other three(like a TP) go in via anally. finally when in the rectum, open the TP to create one helluva hole. really a shocker, surprises the hell out of all girls, kinky or otherwise.

"dude she flipped a shit last night when i pulled The Animal."

"wait. you mean you pulled her ass apart with your three fingers and expected her to like it?"

"ya that was kinda dumb"

the animal by synister shadows August 27, 2006

The Animal 

A term Rockaway Beach lifeguards use for the lengthy, often unpredictable journey from Far Rockaway to Manhattan on the A train. The very last thing a local would wish to attempt on a hot summer day.

LG1- gotta ride the Animal today, dreading it.
LG2- what the fuck for?

LG1- job interview.
LG 2-better You than me.

The Animal by Tranquilooo November 28, 2016

The Animal Game 

A game usually played with a group of people. people take turns to participate. To participate in this game you have to follow the following equation :

Animal + sexual act + working position (all of which must begin in the same letter)

Dude 1 - Im bored guys.
Dude 2 - lets play the animal game.
Dude 3 - LETS !!

Dude 1 - Ok. I will go first. Ape Anal analyst !

Dude 2 - Thats good, but its not better than Cat Canoodling Carpenter.
Dude 3 - Leopard Licking Linguist !

The Animal Game by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

The Animal Channel 

A slang term for Animal Planet. First coined by Charlotte on Jeopardy Kids Week.

Jeopardy Kids Week - July 4, 2011

Alex Trebek: "Cats 101" followed by "Whale Wars" on this Discovery cable channel. Aria?
Aria: What is Discovery Kids?
Alex Trebek: No. Charlotte?
Charlotte: (smiles) What is The Animal Channel?
Alex Trebek: No. Correct response - What is Animal Planet, not The Animal Channel.
Charlotte: (smiles)

The Animal Channel by 20thCenturyFox1953 July 16, 2011

Ivy the animal take carer 

Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.

“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!

Ivy the animal take carer by Takumi123 November 12, 2018

lorris the animal 

The most crazy marijuana smoking OG momboner you know. Down to get wild in any situation and does drugs with hippies.

Bro, you partied like Lorris the Animal last night.

lorris the animal by LorristheAnimal May 3, 2016