zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL July 4, 2016

The Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz , Republican presidential candidate.

"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."

Texas republican Donald Trump

by LeninsCat June 17, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz its obviously the Zodiac Killer...

by Ahoeness August 6, 2016

Zodiac Killer

ted cruz

knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer

by simplymemelogical May 13, 2016

zodiac killer

got away with a killing spree back in the 70's. VERY mysterious figure. we might never know the truth about who he was. Really messed up individual and probably has inspired many killings in the post zodiac era.

elusive psycho from the 70's whom got away with murders.

The zodiac killer has slapped or nations authorities in the face by killing 6+ people, leaving clues, and getting away with it.

by jaimeq43 January 5, 2006

zodiac killer

ted cruz

The Zodiac Killer is running for president.

by Ted Cruz is zodiac killer May 26, 2016