The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

by brian July 26, 2005

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

burn the priest

The previous name of the Thrash metal band Lamb of God. They changed their name after the owner of an LA auditorium refused to let them play.

Burn the Priest is now Lamb of God.

by JACK! December 27, 2005

Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

That's what the priest said.

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."

Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."

by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010

Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011

preaching to the priest

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .

daanish said " preaching to the priest "and arham had to be a bitch about it !

by Ddawg1722 October 21, 2013