The Optimus

The Optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman's vaginal region, places his lips down on her labia and mutters "Roll Out" in a deep voice. This usually results in a instant orgasm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.

Female: Hey baby, I'm tired of the Shocker, the Annihilater, and the Devastator. Try something new.

Male: *Thinks of Transformer named Devastator* Can I try the Optimus?

by That Douchebag. October 4, 2011

The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

by dpmjww August 12, 2006

THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.

“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism”

by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009

Thoptimus Prime

The optimus prime of thottery.

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime

by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019