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by Mangoman518 October 7, 2021
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tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables
by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
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tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables
by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
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tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.
If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011
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tablejacking

making an unwarranted advance on somebody else's table, and camping there until closing time (or until you pay them to leave). similar to carjacking, but it involves more beer.
we were just chilling at a table in the bar, when out of nowhere some unchoice LA chicks tablejacked us. had to pay the uglier one 10 bucks just to get them to leave. we were victims of a tablejacking.
by bri_man82 February 23, 2008
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tablefucked

In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.
I couldn't eat at breakfast this morning because I got tablefucked by a first-weeker.
by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009
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tablexic

Tablexic

A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect.
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.

Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
by Dr Johnson's Pen August 7, 2008
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