Beautiful, quirky, goofy, perfect; The best friend you could ever have and the coolest person you will ever meet; A devilish angel who has everyone, man or woman, swooning over her.
by notacreepbestie<3 December 8, 2013
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“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
Get the schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant mug.This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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DS: the sky is blue because of the reflection off the ocean
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.
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The girl who is pretty as hell and doesn't know it
Nobody pays he much attention, she is forever reading and doesn't like people.
Most people mispronounced her name
The girl who is pretty as hell and doesn't know it
Nobody pays he much attention, she is forever reading and doesn't like people.
Most people mispronounced her name
It's Sychelle not SeaShell
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No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008
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