staiger

That one cunt that licks the rings before it's in. At first it's cool but then your like whoa what the fuck are you doing? They usually can't stop moving cause they're on the bag too much so ya gotta keep up!

The bro: yo what the fuck g, keep it chill
That guy: bro I'm just giving you a Staiger open up.
The bro: nah cunt too sloppy, seb gives waayy better staigers

by The bro that's cooked March 10, 2022

Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody

Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift

by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

Porcelain Stainer

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

by SmashBurger March 4, 2011

Staggerlicious

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk

that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted

by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

Steigered

When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs

Man, he was so steigered last night I thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital!

by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015

Stagger

To drink alcohol and smoke marijuana at the same time

Davy's favorite song to listen to while staggering was Creedence Clearwater Revival's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine". He was always in a good mood after that.

by Millennial Hippie June 19, 2023

stoplight stagger

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.

I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.

by sixpence December 10, 2012