Squaking

The action of bitching or to proceed in an overly exsecive bitchy manor

guy1: you comin out tonight with the boys
guy2: naw man i can't my broad keeps squaking at me to clean the house, maybe some other time
guy1: you're whipped man

by MalkieDunks January 7, 2011

Squakinkle

The tearing of the scrottum

My scrottum got caught in my zipper and now I got a squakinkle

by Kadan and joe July 3, 2018

squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.

Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

Squading

The act of using Facebook for the sole purpose of participating in the group page Basshead Squad

"The only time i'm on Facebook is when i'm Squading."

by SQUADPITMASTER January 29, 2015