spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

spunker

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?

by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008

spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

Spunker

Loose woman, lots of sexual partners

The bloody spunker has has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.

by Incy78 February 25, 2020

Spunker

Gamers who game Spelunky

"Hey man do you play Spelunky?"
"Yeah, I'm a true Spunker"

by 828748732897498327984938274983 February 25, 2022

The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020

Spunker

Functional male genitalia

Jarryd (whips out his spunker)
Gerald - Jesus Jarryd that's a big spunker

by Harrydon September 12, 2022