spreadin'

Chillin' out so hard you're basically spreadin' all over the place.

- Hey, wat'cha doin'?

- Nothin'. Just spreadin'.

by martinspreads April 11, 2010

Spreadin' the taco butter

(v) To masterbate

Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter

by Indigo7 October 8, 2018

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

spreadin ham

Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.

Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.

by markassamous October 15, 2013

Spreadin the Love

A handshake occurring after masturbating, but before washing one's hands.

Greg just masturbated.
Greg did not wash his hands.

20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.

by Chris Nice December 13, 2012

Spreadin' Rim

Anal intercourse.

The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.

by Ajmontana July 12, 2019

Stop Spreadin' Those Rumors

A cartoon song from the disney show The Proud Family. The song is now a tiktok trend for telling people bad rumors.

Trump supporters when you bring up trump's endless amount of sexual assault and misconduct allegations, @stop spreadin' those rumors around

by inotstupid January 1, 2021