spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

by shyjason September 5, 2005

sluddle

to cuddle someone against their will while they are asleep.

I wake up early every morning so i can sluddle Dave.

by Bunikin August 29, 2006

Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

by The last guy June 14, 2021

spuddlegruncher

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

by yo yo g January 13, 2020

spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009