smwid

Suck me while I’m driving

The car tented so smwid

by A.yates August 24, 2022

Swiday

A time-period occuring weekly between friday afternon and saturday morning. This time is usually spent in an intoxicated state prefferably among other people.

The expression is commonly used among students to help plan the start of the weekend.

-What are you doing this swiday?
- Me? ...Probaly the ush, play some beerpong and drink too much.

This swiday is going to be rad!

by DanneMuttan September 27, 2011

Smidor

The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."

It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."

I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?

by Zak Saturday August 5, 2021

Samwidge

What the word 'sandwich' can sound like when said.

A misspelling of the word 'sandwich'.

I assume you are looking up samwidge because you are bored

by TQWEE January 2, 2010

SWIDT

See what I did there?

"I hate sexual innuendos"

"in YOUR endo. SWIDT?"

by Yougotcarved April 20, 2008

Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.

Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."

by doomisdelicious April 11, 2009

Smidiot

"a person that thinks they are smart, but is really just an idiot"

Look at that smidiot , he just let the love of his life drive away

by hunteroffools October 8, 2009