shiley

A very beautiful person and very bright always making friends but can be a sassy at sometimes she is very smart and unique is beautiful on the inside and on the out she is an amazing friend

I think that's a shiley

by Jfjddjdhdk April 18, 2018

Shiley

An ugly individual who is very lonely and will never be enough

I've dated a Shiley before.

by Sucmybigtoe January 25, 2019

stone shiley

Ruler of a large mass of people. This person envokes fear wherever he/she travels, armies quake in fear of this person.

HOLY FUCK!! ITS STONE SHILEY!!!!

by joshuita August 21, 2011

shiey

A person with big testicles that jumps between moving train carriages and walks on top of radio towers like cheese. A man without fear

-Hey, look at that man climbing the transmission tower without any safety gear!
-Yeah that's a shiey right there

by Kvassman March 11, 2019

...And don't call me shirley

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

Shirley Temple

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.

That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!

by Deter Dan April 11, 2017

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009