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"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010
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Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010
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We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.
We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.
by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011
Get the shake weight mug.An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.
Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"
Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."
Dave: "Shake Weight!"
Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."
Dave: "Shake Weight!"
by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010
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-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.
-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.
-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.
2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.
-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.
Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.
2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.
-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.
Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010
Get the shake weight mug.When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Get the shake weight jiggle mug.A gathering of individuals performing countless exercises with their shake weights, including, but not limited to; the mailman, the milkman, the milkmen, the delivery boy, jogging.
Ryan: Jack, do you smell that?
Jack: I do indeed, smells like shake weight party....
Ryan: Want to have a shake weight party?
Jack: I seem to have left my shake weight at home.
Ryan: I see no issue with that...
Jack: I do indeed, smells like shake weight party....
Ryan: Want to have a shake weight party?
Jack: I seem to have left my shake weight at home.
Ryan: I see no issue with that...
by ShakeWeightPartier June 26, 2014
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