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face-spirational 

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

sexpiration date 

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.
"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"
sexpiration date by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

Sexpiration Date 

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"
Sexpiration Date by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010

sexpiration 

the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether
I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.
sexpiration by Craig January 18, 2005

sexpiration 

Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.
You'll know sexpiration when you experience it but not before.
sexpiration by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014

Sexpiration

Is a Stage in life when men and women's looks start go down due to getting old.

For women, their tits become saggy, they become infertile in their to mid to late 30s and they start getting wrinkles in their late 30s.

For men, their T levels goes down as they get old, libido goes down, Dick is not as hard as it use to be.
Damn, the Sexpiration is real dude
Sexpiration by Bucketdude3 January 1, 2026