schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 11, 2003

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.

" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015