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sangria

A really yummy drink usually homemade from red wine and fruit. Tasted koolaid-ish and gets you tanked. Also means Blood in Spanish
I made some Sangria for Skank's party.
by SummerT March 28, 2007
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Sangria

Refers to a gay man who has had too much to drink.

Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
Rachel:
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!

Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.
by GhettoPenguin April 8, 2010
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Sangria

A religion from Illinois which uses rituals that either face the moon or face away from the moon.
Under the glow of the full moon, the practitioners of sangria were able to drink their frosty beverages and perform the sacred ritual.
by xymox101 April 22, 2008
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sangria

sangria refers to a girl's period ; red like sangria
"I spot a stain on that girl's pants she must be having sangria this week."
by emolyfe4lyfe November 13, 2017
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sangria'd

when you make 5 gallons of sangria, decide it isn't strong enough and pretend to measure a cup of vodka while your roommate is looking then pouring in the whole bottle when she turns around. "oopsey!" then you pour in strawberries, pineapple, grapes, and raspberries and get sangria'd all day. You'll know when you have reached sangria'd level when the 5 gallon jug is empty, you profess your dying will when tubing on the lake, and 2 year olds are entertaining you with knee-slapping gestures and requests for grapes.
TODAY. Sangria'd. Turning to your roommate and only being able to say " I feel GREAT." Or when a simple sneeze makes you re-balance as to not fall on your ass.
by Kim Leee September 7, 2010
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Sangria Hair

When a woman's hair, especially the bangs area, becomes messy and wavy after partying hard in a club or bar (like Sangria Bar @ Redondo Beach).
"Man, my hair looks like crap, i must have Sangria Hair!"
by JamieB4 January 1, 2009
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sangria in the sukkah

Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.
Ross's favorite Jewish holiday ritual was having sangria in the sukkah.
by Puntmuffer October 2, 2017
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