Robin's Song

The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)

Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."

I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...

"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets

by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.

I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

Robin's Egg

The inside of a toilet bowl, after being subjected to a single, forceful spattering of diarrhea.

Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...

Employee2: Why not?

Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there

by The Notorious G.S.D. March 11, 2014

Robin's Mask

When you straddle your (ideally, much younger) boyfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over his eyes.

To get the part, Joseph Gordon-Levitt let Christopher Nolan give him a Robin's Mask

Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon

by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016

Robin’s nest

A mound of pubic hair concentrated in a circular formation with a definite hole in the middle

What’s that on the faucet? Oh, that’s a robin’s nest

by Juicyjoint May 30, 2018

Robin's Meadows

Shitty ass neighborhood in (845) NY where everyone goes for Halloween.
Commonly refer ed to as Robin's Ghettos
AKA the RM
Slut of the neighborhood I cant say but if u live here you know her

Dude why weren't you at Robin's Meadows for Halloween everyone was there
Dude the cops are chasing me where should i go, go up to Robin's Ghettos

by A*T*R*H*C* October 25, 2009

Robin's Left Nut

Robin's Left Nut is someone to be respected by and someone you should respect, he is the literal definition of power, you should never get on his bad side, he is also married to Bakuhoe(sexy fool) he is his trusted soulmate and friend till the end.

Oh no look it's Robin's Left Nut. Run!!!
I wish I was as cool as Robin's Left Nut

by Robin's Left Nut May 21, 2021