retardable

1: the ability in which to resemble a retarded person in behavior by being limited in intellectual or emotional development---often taken to be offensive

2: the development or academic progress of retarding others

3: the act or instance the extent to which something may be affected with retardedness

You're so naturally retardable, playing the part of a mentally challenged person comes easily to you.

I'm sorry I keep screwing things up, I'm feeling quite retardable today.

That was very retardable of you to remember to flush the toilet, but forget to wipe.

by Kevin Wolff - September 22, 2007

Retarded retard

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.

Retarded retard

by the random. October 10, 2021

retards

A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.

Please e-mail me asap.

Kind Retards

Jon

by GrEMbOt... September 14, 2005

Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010

retard

to tard again

Joe tard-ed once, and then once again.

Retard.

by A1steak October 6, 2011

retarded

me in everyday situations.

Jason: how are you
Me: I mean, me too, thanks

Jason: you are retarded

by itsbrittneybitch July 18, 2018

retardism

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

by spikeB028 November 11, 2006