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Regents Exam

The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.

2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL

3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?

4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009
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ResidentSleeper is an emote and expression used on twitch.tv and within the gaming community. It symbolises boredom, originating from a man who fell asleep on stream.
This stream is low-key dead ResidentSleeper xD
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reigensballz Is the absolute best tok creator in this universe, they are incredible and amazing #truth
“Have you seen the latest reigensballz post??”
“No”
What a loser..”
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Regents Exams

Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!

Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams

Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
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relient k

A Christian band that enjoys writing both insightful ballads as well as completely random yet surprisingly catchy pop songs. A high emphasis on puns. Lead vocalist Thiessen has an amazing voice and has cranked out some amazing songs like "I am Understood?" and "Be My Escape".

Recently, they've begun to swing into the more alternative crowd. Songs like "Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet" seem to show a side of Relient K that the screamo and punk groups enjoy.

Albums:
Relient K
The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek
Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do
MmmHmm

Matthew Thiessen - Vocals, guitar, piano, keys, percussion
Matthew Hoopes - Vocals, Guitar
David Douglas - Vocals, Drums
Brian Pittman - Bass
To quote Matthew Thiessen of Relient K: "Sadie Hawkins Dance is probably the cheesiest song we've ever written."
by Audio August 25, 2005
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regents

The most pointless set of exams in the country. They're even worse more stupid than the SATs. And only in New York are they a requirement for graduation. 9 times out of 10, you don't need to even take the class to pass them.
I got a 90 on a practice biology regents before I even entered 9th grade.
by criminal January 17, 2005
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