raytard

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

by Sascha May 27, 2003

raytard

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

by Sascha May 29, 2003

raytard

a proper name for Ray Hummell of Pennyslvania.

Do you know that kid Ray Hummell?

by duh August 21, 2003

Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

Raytarded

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.

Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.

by me February 21, 2005

Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 11, 2008

Raytard

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

by Narpo April 9, 2004