queer's consort 

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort

She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort

queer's consort by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013

Queer's Delight

Queers Delight; is a tasty hangover breakfast, consisting of a single, toasted sourdough bread as the base, topped with scrambled eggs, Velveeta cheese, bacon, tomato slice & green onions.

After a night of heavy vodka consumption, Jim made Queer's Delight for breakfast.

Queer's Delight by Snack Champ October 17, 2017

Schrodinger's queer

A character in media that has yet to be confirmed as gay or straight, putting them in a state of being both gay and straight at the same time until it's confirmed

I wonder if this character is gay or not

Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet

This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation

Schrodinger's queer by L0RE December 15, 2025

Schrödinger's Queer

Is a person who is omnisexual and asexual.

"My homeboy met a chick who is Omnisexual and Asexual."

"Nigga that's Schrödinger's Queer"

Schrödinger's Queer by White_Zombie April 22, 2026

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier 

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

queef's whisper 

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

queef's whisper by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022